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Population24.729 billion

CapitalDe Leon Springs
LeaderÉratosthène Chalumeau
FaithZany Madcap Humour


The Kingdom of Geografika is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ératosthène Chalumeau with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, hatred of cheese, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 24.729 billion Geografikans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of De Leon Springs. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.

The thriving Geografik economy, worth 962 trillion geos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,903 geos, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

People who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and children keel over while singing "Ératosthène Chalumeau Gives Us the Water of Life". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geografika's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zany Madcap Humour.

Geografika is ranked 198,205th in the world and 55th in Florida for Safest, scoring 8.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Stationary: 756thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,807thTop
Most Devout: 2,842ndLargest Populations: 3,653rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,205thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,447thMost Influential: 4,809thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,151stBest Weather: 8,365thLargest Black Market: 9,182ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,993rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,271stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,820thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,476thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,291stSmartest Citizens: 16,708thHighest Economic Output: 17,471stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,530th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Geografika approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "On Multilateral Trade Talks"".
  • : Geografika approved the World Assembly proposal "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Geografika was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Geografika approved the World Assembly proposal "Language and Education Rights for Deaf Individuals".
  • : Geografika approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc"".
  • : Geografika approved the World Assembly proposal "Regulating Desalination".
  • : Geografika approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Rights of the employed"".
  • : Geografika approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Geografika approved the World Assembly proposal "Proper Hygiene For Medical Instruments".
  • : Geografika was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 1 » Butterfly Ballot.

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