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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 671stMost Influential: 1,480thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,901st
The Sovereign State of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Einingkeit und Recht und Freiheit
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German Spitsbergen

Population1.652 billion

LeaderArminius Tegetthoff
FaithOrange Catholicism


The Sovereign State of German Spitsbergen is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Arminius Tegetthoff with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.652 billion Spitsbergeners are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nordstadt. The average income tax rate is 52.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Spitsbergener economy, worth 221 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 134,210 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Spitsbergen's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orange Catholicism.

German Spitsbergen is ranked 64,197th in the world and 1,958th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 177.97480276272 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 671stMost Influential: 1,480thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 7,901stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,171stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,953rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,168thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,557thMost Developed: 14,135thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,544thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,870thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,887thHighest Average Incomes: 17,489thSmartest Citizens: 19,324thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,735thLowest Crime Rates: 19,796thHealthiest Citizens: 19,885thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,677th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 314th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 393rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 435th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 438th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 571st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 598th in the regionMost Influential: 600th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 680th in the regionMost Developed: 743rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 802nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 803rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 865th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 944th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 953rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 981st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,007th in the region

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