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Largest Welfare Programs: 845thMost Influential: 952ndMost Pacifist: 1,100th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
No, Wait, Come Back
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Get Away From Me

Population7.538 billion

CapitalPaczki
LeaderChristmas Powers

Currencybaht
Animalelephant

The Democratic Republic of Get Away From Me is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Christmas Powers with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.538 billion Get Awayians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paczki. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The all-consuming Get Awayan economy, worth 950 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,114 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Millions of Get Awayians are excellent swimmers, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and recognizing the Get Awayan flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Get Away From Me's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Get Away From Me is ranked 2,820th in the world and 146th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 93.32 Years.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 845thMost Influential: 952ndMost Pacifist: 1,100thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,124thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,171stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,233rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,321stNicest Citizens: 1,360thMost Inclusive: 1,362ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,594thSafest: 1,984thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,029thTop
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Best Weather: 2,140thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,532ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,605thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,820thHealthiest Citizens: 2,993rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,552ndMost Cultured: 4,230thSmartest Citizens: 4,628thLowest Crime Rates: 5,006thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,434thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,517thLargest Governments: 5,647thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,856thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,630thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,105thNudest: 10,072ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,037thMost Developed: 11,949thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,539thMost Income Equality: 13,778thHighest Economic Output: 17,706thMost Secular: 18,512thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,420thHighest Average Incomes: 20,147th
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 40th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 46th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionMost Inclusive: 50th in the regionMost Pacifist: 53rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 56th in the regionNicest Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 99th in the regionBest Weather: 104th in the regionSafest: 106th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 107th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 123rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 130th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 146th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 155th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 192nd in the regionMost Cultured: 213th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 232nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 296th in the regionLargest Governments: 296th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 298th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 320th in the regionMost Income Equality: 330th in the regionNudest: 369th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 384th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 413th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 433rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 518th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 580th in the regionMost Developed: 699th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 715th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Get Away From Me's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Get Away From Me was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Get Away From Me, recognizing the Get Awayan flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Get Away From Me, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
  • : Following new legislation in Get Away From Me, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
  • : Get Away From Me's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Get Away From Me was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Get Away From Me, millions of Get Awayians are excellent swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Get Away From Me, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns.
  • : Following new legislation in Get Away From Me, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers.

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