Population | 5.935 billion |
Currency | ChadBuck |
Animal | Bull |
The Empire of Gigachad Gains is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.935 billion Gigachads enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.
The all-consuming Gigachadian economy, worth 549 trillion ChadBucks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 92,556 ChadBucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 434,528 per year while the poor average 11,742, a ratio of 37.0 to 1.
Public urination is on the increase, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Gigachad Gains's new capital, and a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gigachad Gains's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Gigachad Gains is ranked 95,206th in the world and 1,015th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 475.6127858854 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gigachad Gains was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Gigachad Gains was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Following new legislation in Gigachad Gains, a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled.
- : Gigachad Gains was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
- : Gigachad Gains was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Gigachad Gains was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Gigachad Gains was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Gigachad Gains's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Gigachad Gains was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Gigachad Gains was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.