by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 613th Most Influential: 961st Most Cultured: 3,479th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
آشتی، دادگستری، آزادی، جمهوری فدرال
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population2.235 billion

LeaderAli Vali ɢartz


The Federal Republic of Gilakistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ali Vali ɢartz with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.235 billion Gilaks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piyžd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Gilakistanian economy, worth 398 trillion Tomen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 178,260 Tomen, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Calling dibs is an unalienable right, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, and it is rumoured that Ali Vali ɢartz uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gilakistan's national animal is the Dolphine, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Islam.

Gilakistan is ranked 127,196th in the world and 6,435th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.81 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 613thMost Influential: 961stTop
Most Cultured: 3,479thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,507thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,534thMost Developed: 3,663rdMost Inclusive: 3,872ndRudest Citizens: 4,174thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,195thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,234thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,323rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,839thSmartest Citizens: 5,316thHealthiest Citizens: 5,492ndBest Weather: 5,933rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,989thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,996thNicest Citizens: 6,047thLargest Governments: 6,102ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,168thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,636thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,701stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,102ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,377thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,670thHighest Average Incomes: 7,972ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,181stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,745thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,781stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,276thMost Efficient Economies: 10,344thSafest: 10,713thLowest Crime Rates: 11,421stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,097thMost Secular: 13,655thMost Average: 14,278thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,468th
Most Cultured: 169th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 203rd in the regionMost Developed: 213th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 214th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 243rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 246th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 246th in the regionRudest Citizens: 249th in the regionMost Inclusive: 250th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 261st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 292nd in the regionLargest Governments: 295th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 321st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 322nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 323rd in the regionMost Average: 328th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 331st in the regionBest Weather: 332nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 343rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 351st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 358th in the regionNicest Citizens: 360th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 360th in the regionMost Influential: 390th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 392nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 407th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 423rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 433rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 441st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 442nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 501st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 511th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 526th in the regionSafest: 566th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 580th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 634th in the regionMost Secular: 732nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, it is rumoured that Ali Vali ɢartz uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, baiting is a national sport.
  • : Gilakistan changed its national motto to "آشتی، دادگستری، آزادی، جمهوری فدرال".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 199 » Minuda, Tommatito, Siwale, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Buckerino, The Rhein States, Pallaith, Kubrostavsria, Territorio di Nessuno, PlanetPunk, Sundred, Corfad, Kwaj, Bayern-Straubing, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Newpromisedland, Notyoutopia, Selfgradatude, Amauri, Yaorozu, United Draconia, National Goats, Sinelona, Votak Matim, Holy Oranz, Diodone, Frances Francis the First of France, Ethnon, Malta Comino Gozo, New Pruessen, United Kahndaq, Great Bights Mum, Dar es Saalam, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Niradans, AGoodPlace, Zupla, Empy, Sunto, The United States of Romania, Former English Colony, Abrickhouse, North Bratislava, Arimbia, Shadowrik, Agharya, Wilkshire, East Supple Lund, and 149 others.Pinguioris, Warsaw-Halicz, Sil Dorsett, New Bremerton, Californian Redwood, Spartoptia, Wineclaw, Universal State Formula, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Uganda Knuckles UK, Vincone Cae, Kasazzastan, Dreadton, The Iron Lions, German Holy Roman Empire, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, Yummy Blubber, Lunallian, Ostrolia, Rosewood-, Federation Terra Australis, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Kalimora Aire, Ka Ching, Outer Egorniand, Ninjak30, Omnistria, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, SillyString, Zumlandia, The Pantheons, Humptalumpta, Xentherida, The South Falls, Yukti, Unsophisticate, Pleroma Sans Romans, New Eleria, Steraz, Partax, Maott, General COE, Altivia, Kulgatha, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, Valhalla123, Guer Aike, The Sinclarian Provinces, Alunya, Joodey, COCONUT-CITY, Moubarakistan, Ainsworth, New Trisone, Ozstan, David Davidson, Atain, Justanistan, Ieprus, Suicidistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Ara Antrizuls, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Q w e r t y, Ofemerica, Egalico, Solmetria, Tappan Hills, Torakuen, Calamazo, Jasminlandia, Karazan, Axstahl, Guslantis, Chukstik Illahi, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Walter Jackson, SchoolHouse Rock, Manticore utopia, Saturns Edge, Norostilors, Analomink, Misuvelia, Orven, Peldorn, VarDrade, French Bananastan, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Sea Ghost, The Kyziban Islands, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, Haor Chall, Acrabinnia, Angwayster, Marxist Luxembourg, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Unimaginable Doom, Ecronentia, Astronomical, Ejhsa, Rkainjel, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, Aratani, Thiammyalllaland, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Legendsland, Edwaziefind, British Pacific Islands, Vikingiarchy, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, Conservadoria, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, Helia Geopes, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, Antityranicals, The Black Cathedral, Loli County, Elder Realms, Eriadni, Miruma, Felhaven, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Astrind, Amaganset, Glurponia, and Xzavia-Hjar.

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