|Leader||Ali Vali ɢartz|
The Federal Republic of Gilakistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ali Vali ɢartz with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.235 billion Gilaks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piyâžd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Gilakistanian economy, worth 398 trillion Tomen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 178,260 Tomen, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Calling dibs is an unalienable right, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, and it is rumoured that Ali Vali ɢartz uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gilakistan's national animal is the Dolphine, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Islam.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, it is rumoured that Ali Vali ɢartz uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions.
- : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian.
- : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
- : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate.
- : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
- : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, voting is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
- : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, baiting is a national sport.
- : Gilakistan changed its national motto to "آشتی، دادگستری، آزادی، جمهوری فدرال".
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