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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 179thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,782ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,593rd
The Armed Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Love is the death of duty
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Gilmbia

Population380 million

CapitalGilmbia City

CurrencyMat
AnimalLiger

The Armed Republic of Gilmbia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 380 million Gilmbians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gilmbia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.4%.

The all-consuming Gilmbian economy, worth 35.9 trillion Mats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,603 Mats, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gilmbia's national animal is the Liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gilmbia is ranked 39,579th in the world and 614th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.57 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 179thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,782ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,593rd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gilmbia, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilmbia, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
  • : Gilmbia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Gilmbia, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilmbia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilmbia, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilmbia, Gilmbians have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration.
  • : Gilmbia was endorsed by The Gold Phoenix Queendom of Ignis Cinere.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilmbia, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilmbia, citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer.

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