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Most Stationary: 7,429thLargest Populations: 7,913thMost Secular: 8,622nd
The Holy Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
“a friend of elves”
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Gimli the dwarf

Population18.299 billion

Currencyruby
Animalmouse

The Holy Empire of Gimli the dwarf is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 18.299 billion Gimli the dwarfians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.0%.

The very strong Gimli the dwarfian economy, worth 935 trillion rubies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 51,113 rubies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 171,832 per year while the poor average 11,273, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and historical fiction has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. Gimli the dwarf's national animal is the mouse.

Gimli the dwarf is ranked 120,208th in the world and 5th in The New Inquisition for Most Average, scoring 35.23 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Top
5%
Most Stationary: 7,429thLargest Populations: 7,913thMost Secular: 8,622ndLargest Insurance Industry: 9,522ndTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 10,826thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,986thHighest Drug Use: 17,786thHighest Crime Rates: 17,787thHighest Economic Output: 18,156thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,265th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gimli the dwarf was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Gimli the dwarf was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Gimli the dwarf was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Gimli the dwarf's influence in The New Inquisition rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Gimli the dwarf was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Gimli the dwarf was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Gimli the dwarf was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Gimli the dwarf was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Gimli the dwarf was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Gimli the dwarf was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead, Most Zombies, and Most Zombified.

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