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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,165thBest Weather: 3,247thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,615th
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Gin Tonic

Population3.271 billion



The Federal Republic of Gin Tonic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Michele with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and national health service. The quiet, industrious population of 3.271 billion Gin Tonicians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cremona. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gin Tonician economy, worth 585 trillion Gin-Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,951 Gin-Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Centuries-old legal documents detailing agnatic-cognatic gavelkind succession are being dusted off again, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gin Tonic's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gintonism.

Gin Tonic is ranked 190,713th in the world and 8,316th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.8 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,165thTop
Best Weather: 3,247thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,615thMost Influential: 3,764thLowest Crime Rates: 3,825thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,844thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,002ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,127thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,242ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,364thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,268thMost Developed: 5,699thLargest Governments: 5,767thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,856thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,366thSmartest Citizens: 6,962ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,529thSafest: 7,873rdMost Cultured: 8,023rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,025thMost Efficient Economies: 8,300thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,400thHighest Average Incomes: 8,486thMost Secular: 9,954thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,310thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,224thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,753rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,988thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,008thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,464thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,690thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,051st
Lowest Crime Rates: 188th in the regionBest Weather: 201st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 226th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 233rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 241st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 243rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 253rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 292nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 295th in the regionLargest Governments: 297th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 303rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 318th in the regionMost Developed: 339th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 348th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 402nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 416th in the regionMost Cultured: 417th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 439th in the regionSafest: 441st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 441st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 445th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 522nd in the regionMost Secular: 537th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 573rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 582nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 611th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 634th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 677th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 690th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 809th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gin Tonic, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Gin Tonic, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gin Tonic, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Gin Tonic, centuries-old legal documents detailing agnatic-cognatic gavelkind succession are being dusted off again.
  • : Gin Tonic was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Gin Tonic, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in Gin Tonic, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gin Tonic, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Gin Tonic, all guns must be registered.
  • : Gin Tonic voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 168 » Prydania, Hamerica, Principia Mathematica, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, Orado, Guer Aike, Dreadton, Ethnon, Yaorozu, Artemis Selene, Arichia, Daiz, Koda-Land, Notyoutopia, Siwale, Maclare, Shibutani, Malta Comino Gozo, Brucklania, Newpromisedland, Interdimensional Zone, Fendlium, Territorio di Nessuno, Ihese, Pazair, El Fiji Grande, Pallaith, Zzozona, New Lakemba, Seanat, Sikol, Eywaan, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Noahs Second Country, Omnistria, The Rhein States, Fauzjhia, North Bratislava, Clan Spaniel, Dar es Saalam, Loutsland, Dabarastan, Saperisole, Sil Dorsett, Former English Colony, The Pantheons, 1 very fast endotarter, McMasterdonia, and 118 others.The Calabash Protectorate, Schnuftelland, Xagill, Westinor, Libertania Democratica, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sundred, Highton Islands, The Iron Lions, Anungu, Valentine Z, Solskjar, Damsmel, Frances Francis the First of France, Kahlo, Kocherian, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Caselpania, Selfgradatude, Shadowrik, Praeceps, Sattelbach, Yalgora, Joodey, Pigeonstan, Holy Oranz, North Armatas, Jovian Knights, The Bureaucratic Territories, Walter Jackson, Wineclaw, Revolutionary Sealand, Abject Ludicrosity, Venezuelia, PotatoFarmers, Sunto, Manticore utopia, Valhalla123, BrightFutures, Zeternia, Cinnibar, Chukstik Illahi, Wilkshire, Pleroma Sans Romans, Xyrron, Necromonia, Cloydicia, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Zumlandia, Calamazo, Nistriabar, The Austro Germanic Union, Potatolandium, Fel Imass, Animu Place, Madjack, Ravendi, Hopsin, Ihsan, Eschatosia, Kranostav, Ice and Tinian, Kragsgale, Seenvorland, Andexia, Simone Republic, Xipher, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Buckhem, Eastern Cous Empria, WeKnow, A Ordem do Caos, Aoncarpa, Yokciq Empire, Moubarakistan, Yukti, U S Eh, Napnomadia, Ultra777, Eurochina, Heilhum Imperius, Vincone Cae, Innocentic, Votak Matim, Srnsbaland, Neu-Galicia, Runeda, Vathnutum, Draconian Progression, New Tronia, Therizia, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Solaria Minor, Cretox State, Morover, Lulubellia, Amprak, Glanst, Comfed, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Elvoreto, Outer Shenendoah, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Rozarus, Magna Banitia, Unsophisticate, and Hardscrabble.

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