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Most Armed: 10,538thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,322nd
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Ginger Panda

Population5.751 billion


The Cuddly Red Paws of Ginger Panda is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 5.751 billion Ginger Pandans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ginger Pandan economy, worth 257 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 44,806 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ginger Panda's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ginger Panda is ranked 127,371st in the world and 2,591st in Artificial Solar System for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,152.01 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Armed: 10,538thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,322nd
Most Beautiful Environments: 119th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 141st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 180th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 189th in the regionBest Weather: 220th in the regionMost Armed: 232nd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 305th in the regionNicest Citizens: 338th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 367th in the regionMost Income Equality: 371st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 401st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 405th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 415th in the region

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