Population | 8.568 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | farm |
The Fabulous Fire of Gio Farm 52 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.568 billion Gio Farm 52ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 52ian economy, worth 953 trillion cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,331 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and Gio Farm 52 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 52's national animal is the farm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Gio Farm 52 is ranked 86,967th in the world and 53rd in Giovanniland for Most Stationary, with 526.87860724192 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gio Farm 52's influence in Giovanniland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 52, Gio Farm 52 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 52, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 52, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 52, edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 52, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Gio Farm 52 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 52, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 52, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world".
- : Gio Farm 52 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".