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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,545thLargest Black Market: 10,661stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,723rd
The Talented Tiger of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Card Farming
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Gio Farm 58

Population8.568 billion

Currencycard
Animalfarm

The Talented Tiger of Gio Farm 58 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.568 billion Gio Farm 58ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 58ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,152 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 58's national animal is the farm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gio Farm 58 is ranked 86,976th in the world and 71st in Giovanniland for Most Stationary, with 526.8702530806 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,545thLargest Black Market: 10,661stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,723rdMost Patriotic: 14,185thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,336thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,385thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,182ndMost Corrupt Governments: 18,753rdMost Devout: 19,353rdMost Developed: 20,919thLowest Crime Rates: 22,571stHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,969thMost Authoritarian: 23,443rdMost Efficient Economies: 24,697thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,769thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,446thHighest Economic Output: 26,144thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,277thLargest Governments: 26,986thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,933rdLargest Mining Sector: 28,420th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionFattest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionLargest Black Market: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 47th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gio Farm 58 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Gio Farm 58's influence in Giovanniland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Gio Farm 58 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 58, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 58, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 58, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 58, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 58, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Gio Farm 58 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Gio Farm 58 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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