Population | 8.568 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | farm |
The Talented Tiger of Gio Farm 58 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.568 billion Gio Farm 58ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 58ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,152 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 58's national animal is the farm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Gio Farm 58 is ranked 86,976th in the world and 71st in Giovanniland for Most Stationary, with 526.8702530806 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gio Farm 58 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Gio Farm 58's influence in Giovanniland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Gio Farm 58 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 58, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 58, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 58, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 58, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 58, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
- : Gio Farm 58 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Gio Farm 58 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.