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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,348thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,978thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,817th
The Mystical Mushroom of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Card Farming
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Gio Farm 73

Population8.473 billion

Currencycard
Animalfarm

The Mystical Mushroom of Gio Farm 73 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.473 billion Gio Farm 73ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 73ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,037 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 73's national animal is the farm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gio Farm 73 is ranked 86,993rd in the world and 79th in Giovanniland for Most Stationary, with 526.86326002952 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,348thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,978thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,817thLargest Black Market: 12,133rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,423rdTop
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Most Patriotic: 16,420thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,872ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,103rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,086thMost Authoritarian: 23,583rdMost Efficient Economies: 24,668thHighest Economic Output: 24,975thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,586thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,965thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,576thHighest Average Incomes: 28,087thMost Corrupt Governments: 29,623rd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 46th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 48th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gio Farm 73 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Gio Farm 73 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Gio Farm 73's influence in Giovanniland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Gio Farm 73 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 73, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 73, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 73, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 73, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 73, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
  • : Gio Farm 73 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Most Corrupt Governments.

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