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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 167thLargest Gambling Industry: 457th
The Nuclear Card Czar of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
Captain Giovanni I
Guardian of the West & Card Czar
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Population2.436 billion

LeaderCaptain Giovanni I
FaithSailing the Seven Seas

CurrencyGolden Orbs

The Nuclear Card Czar of Giovanniland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Captain Giovanni I with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory vegetarianism, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.436 billion Giovannilandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giovannistadt. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Giovannilandian economy, worth 610 trillion Golden Orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 250,530 Golden Orbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation excels at displacement, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Giovanniland's radio stations, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Giovanniland's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sailing the Seven Seas.

Giovanniland is ranked 18,042nd in the world and 367th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,254.5 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 167thLargest Gambling Industry: 457thMost Influential: 617thRudest Citizens: 705thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,253rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,253rdHighest Drug Use: 1,282ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,021stMost Armed: 2,217thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,642ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,920thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,174thMost Inclusive: 3,234thHighest Average Incomes: 3,374thLargest Black Market: 3,612thMost Efficient Economies: 4,207thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,525thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,224thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,335thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,499thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,929thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,364thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,598thLargest Retail Industry: 6,768thBest Weather: 6,848thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,946thMost Cultured: 7,168thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,479thLargest Governments: 8,320thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,859thNudest: 9,093rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,743rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,858thNicest Citizens: 10,044thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,798thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,844thSmartest Citizens: 11,281stTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 11,439thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,892ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,402ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,596thMost Developed: 15,893rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,042ndMost Politically Free: 18,447thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,478th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 37th in the regionMost Armed: 43rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 52nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 57th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 65th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 71st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 77th in the regionMost Inclusive: 83rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 88th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 121st in the regionMost Politically Free: 124th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 124th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 126th in the regionNudest: 133rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 135th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 150th in the regionMost Cultured: 154th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 156th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 157th in the regionLargest Governments: 158th in the regionBest Weather: 168th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 180th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 181st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 203rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 205th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 226th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 229th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 235th in the regionNicest Citizens: 249th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 260th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 299th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 337th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 358th in the regionMost Developed: 363rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 367th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 426th in the regionMost Stationary: 556th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 443 » Numpties, Bran Astor, Fuentana, Oronia, The United Republic of Westend, Kisovec, IndyCar Racing, Qapaq Suyu, Comia Noracon, Greynne, Mirchusko, Psikuta, United Adaikes, The divisive isolationists, Pandaland III, Papercuts and Skittles, Desmosthenes and Burke, Nas Crustium, Nieubasria, The Father-Land, Marina Nova, Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell, Mediobogdum, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Q The Almighty, Thevinia, Eritasia, Cumidava, Isle Royale, Pi Island, Moriari, Bhang Bhang Duc, Constantinopolisia, Ostellan, Kittenlicious, The Rega, Acropylae, Volkason, DiscGolfLand, Atheist States of Philippines, Eskaton, Kalla, Twisted Duality, Ellcrys, My Anxiety, Fallgriffin, Archonina, Sultanat of Turkistan, Sirulinuck, Mercia Regnum, and 393 others.New Belia, Pepinooo, Sindria, Glorious Existence, Holmani, Barcocoland, Scationtanland, Arnic, Sniki, Oometz, Albyion Kingdom, Saronistan, The Fourth Redoubt, Westwind, Dreamers for Hope, Leukogeras, Bodusse, The Undivided, Condonohia, Pandaland II, The Free States of Gotham, Granducato Toscana, Kactopuf, Thyrall, Kabayan, Fhaengshia, Willow Gate, Ignuei, Krajakhstan, Dilber, Liberillia, Emark, Twin Tiers Metropolis, Common Good, Organisation of North American Nations, Fujai, Zollipsia, BoxcarJim, Cryland, Marshalia, Lynier, Western End Them Son, Libterraria, Free Radio States, Zoran, Cro Magnon, Crazy Waters, Hamburg Neo, Grand Republic of the Sun, Bucals Kagotoaion, Win Mints, Atlasan, Dank Content, Baxterra, Metailuria, Binoulia, Impitystan, Leveille, Kathlenia, Formenor, Nusmia, Al-Amanah, Marisala, Nakara Nation, Ozis Isles, Ondopolia, New Amerigo, Nezuainnia, Malisoto, Rivello, Armis Maxima, The Northeastern Confederation, East Swedesia, Divina Patriae, Akshireuya, New Velka, Professor Thomas, Fourth European Reich, Aldesport, New Caterse, Vlobbania, Euarsia, Arostatzka, San Diego Islands, Samueliebox, Critterland, Wyndward, Valocke, Weyrland, Matism, Vasilism, The Paradise of Jeff Bezos, 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Davislanding, CyberLads, Voltian, Eragonia, Gree Velda, Hex wraith, Free Indigenous Peoples, Dankinsted, Djungelskog, Maria, Far Fremoands, Zogradia, Neoteutonia, Brouca, Sensorland, Cranoia, One Nation under Rob, Orcatortugs, First Chromian, Irongirong, Telta, Ostrogothaland, Lanaroce, Daukar, Teusa, Michaelmvm, Betsomarik, Noupays, Iriso, New AustroZelandia, Diaconstipation, BIteland, Vronia, Fluffytown, Bobki, Astronomis, Northe Pangaea, The united federation of vooperia, Point Lobos, Anthraxite, No-no land, Great Vachirawit, Insaanistan, Theicor, Fantasquee Island, Brettonie, United Taterville, New Puruni, Av Libertas Vindex, Yaspica, Boacken, Spheric Marble Mallorcan Republic, Titirien, Muircetach, Ntima, The Vergville, Mauritania Romana, San Mazer, Irvinovia, Parisitan, Kurabis, Saint The Better, Asrilel, Chastallar Mallatsalam, Burakis, Northwest Indiana, The Muh Granis, Divinas, Loegries, JayDub, Philippine Archipelagos, Frantic Union, Pukkaa, Sitionny Cat, Great Kalimalang, 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