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Most Authoritarian: 724thMost Extreme: 2,133rdMost Income Equality: 3,513th
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Gir Toritzpoldi

Population1.045 billion

Currencypound
Animalemu

The Dictatorship of Gir Toritzpoldi is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.045 billion Gir Toritzpoldians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 51.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Gir Toritzpoldian economy, worth 10.8 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,352 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gir Toritzpoldi's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gir Toritzpoldi is ranked 107,549th in the world and 147th in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 652.69 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Authoritarian: 724thTop
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Most Extreme: 2,133rdMost Income Equality: 3,513thMost Conservative: 4,928thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 11,192nd
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Most Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gir Toritzpoldi, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Gir Toritzpoldi, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
  • : Following new legislation in Gir Toritzpoldi, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Gir Toritzpoldi, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Gir Toritzpoldi, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Gir Toritzpoldi, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Gir Toritzpoldi, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Gir Toritzpoldi, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in Gir Toritzpoldi, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Gir Toritzpoldi, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.

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