by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 9,392ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,727thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,261st
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Girls Aloud

Population4.222 billion

CapitalGirls Aloud City


The Something New of Girls Aloud is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 4.222 billion Girls Aloudians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Girls Aloud City. The average income tax rate is 72.2%.

The large but inefficient Girls Aloudian economy, worth 164 trillion Promises a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,956 Promises, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime is totally unknown. Girls Aloud's national animal is the Tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Girls Aloud is ranked 198,745th in the world and 2,488th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -6.78 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Armed: 9,392ndTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,727thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,261stLeast Corrupt Governments: 20,162nd
Largest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 38th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionMost Cultured: 50th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 61st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 69th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 96th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 102nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 110th in the regionNicest Citizens: 137th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 191st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 199th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 216th in the regionSafest: 246th in the regionBest Weather: 275th in the region

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