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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,323rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,506thLargest Governments: 3,692nd
The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
Sun Rituals are extremely forbidden.
Crown Prince Remus Raewyn
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.072 billion

LeaderCrown Prince Remus Raewyn
FaithDramoon Zyonnism

Animalspooky scary skeleton

The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.072 billion Glacikaldrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,481 trillion crimins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,485 crimins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, royal babies are so on-point right now, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the spooky scary skeleton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 82,060th in the world and 2,176th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,618.11 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 3,323rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,506thLargest Governments: 3,692ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,062ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,189thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,532ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,655thMost Developed: 4,830thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,911thHealthiest Citizens: 5,073rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,510thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,665thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,154thSmartest Citizens: 6,526thMost Efficient Economies: 6,836thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,227thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,093rdBest Weather: 8,332ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,548thMost Secular: 8,834thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,083rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,084thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,277thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,543rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,696thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,709thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,956thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,303rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,791stHighest Economic Output: 10,839thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,270thMost Inclusive: 11,285thMost Influential: 11,567thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,640thMost Cultured: 13,290thLargest Retail Industry: 13,423rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,755th
Highest Poor Incomes: 93rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 94th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 96th in the regionLargest Governments: 102nd in the regionMost Developed: 115th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 116th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 122nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 131st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 137th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 158th in the regionMost Influential: 181st in the regionBest Weather: 195th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 195th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 197th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 201st in the regionMost Inclusive: 221st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 226th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 238th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 250th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 252nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 255th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 266th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 277th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 283rd in the regionMost Secular: 284th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 294th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 312th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 338th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 349th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 369th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 370th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 387th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 534th in the region

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