The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.628 billion Glacikaldrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,396 trillion crimins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 210,629 crimins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, and in court almost every witness is a hostile witness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the spooky scary skeleton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 4,405^th in the world and 115^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Poor Incomes, with 135,296.71 Standard Monetary Units.