The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed population of 11.439 billion Glacikaldrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,431 trillion crimins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,524 crimins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Crown Prince Remus Raewyn is a silly poophead, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the spooky scary skeleton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 15,440^th in the world and 338^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 8,622.86 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.