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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,662ndLargest Governments: 3,749thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,103rd
The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
Sun Rituals are extremely forbidden.
Crown Prince Remus Raewyn
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.628 billion

LeaderCrown Prince Remus Raewyn
FaithDramoon Zyonnism

Animalspooky scary skeleton

The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.628 billion Glacikaldrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,396 trillion crimins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 210,629 crimins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, and in court almost every witness is a hostile witness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the spooky scary skeleton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 4,405th in the world and 115th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Poor Incomes, with 135,296.71 Standard Monetary Units.

Lowest Crime Rates: 3,662ndLargest Governments: 3,749thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,103rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,405thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,434thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,747thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,839thMost Developed: 4,882ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,059thHealthiest Citizens: 5,110thHighest Average Incomes: 5,535thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,546thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,312thSmartest Citizens: 6,645thMost Efficient Economies: 6,738thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,315thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,120thBest Weather: 8,490thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,516thMost Secular: 8,740thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,877thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,134thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,266thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,364thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,418thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,560thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,756thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,859thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,968thHighest Economic Output: 11,224thMost Influential: 11,317thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,431stMost Inclusive: 11,503rdTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,568thMost Cultured: 12,919thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,706thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,610th
Lowest Crime Rates: 101st in the regionLargest Governments: 101st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 103rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 116th in the regionMost Developed: 119th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 124th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 126th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 128th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 143rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 153rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 159th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 178th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 194th in the regionMost Influential: 199th in the regionBest Weather: 199th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 208th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 220th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 225th in the regionMost Inclusive: 233rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 236th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 238th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 242nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 255th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 261st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 265th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 277th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 280th in the regionMost Secular: 280th in the regionMost Cultured: 301st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 325th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 330th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 446th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 498th in the regionLargest Populations: 681st in the regionRudest Citizens: 767th in the regionMost Stationary: 806th in the region

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