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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,566thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,303rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,585th
The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Sun Rituals are extremely forbidden.
Crown Prince Remus Raewyn
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Glacikaldr

Population11.439 billion

CapitalDal'Kaldera
LeaderCrown Prince Remus Raewyn
FaithDramoon Zyonnism

Currencycrimin
Animalspooky scary skeleton

The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed population of 11.439 billion Glacikaldrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,431 trillion crimins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,524 crimins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Crown Prince Remus Raewyn is a silly poophead, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the spooky scary skeleton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 15,440th in the world and 338th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 8,622.86 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,566thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,303rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,585thLowest Crime Rates: 3,852ndLargest Governments: 4,081stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,253rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,890thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,981stMost Developed: 4,997thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,028thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,452ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,906thHighest Average Incomes: 6,333rdSmartest Citizens: 6,340thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,205thMost Efficient Economies: 7,303rdHighest Economic Output: 7,668thMost Patriotic: 7,779thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,812thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,317thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,899thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,911thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,273rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,785thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,049thHighest Food Quality: 10,059thBest Weather: 10,461stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,521stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,991stMost Influential: 11,048thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,263rdMost Inclusive: 11,336thMost Secular: 11,531stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,284thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,715thMost Cultured: 12,961stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,512thLargest Retail Industry: 15,440thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,188thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,193rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 106th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 111th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 113th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 123rd in the regionMost Developed: 129th in the regionLargest Governments: 131st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 133rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 140th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 146th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 148th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 157th in the regionMost Influential: 168th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 175th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 186th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 187th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 203rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 203rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 209th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 210th in the regionMost Patriotic: 212th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 223rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 225th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 233rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 245th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 248th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 249th in the regionBest Weather: 251st in the regionMost Inclusive: 251st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 262nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 281st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 288th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 295th in the regionMost Cultured: 296th in the regionMost Secular: 322nd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 338th in the regionRudest Citizens: 391st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 454th in the regionLargest Populations: 623rd in the region

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