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0.07 Glorious Ascension's trades...

UNCOMMON CARDS

Anarchy
“For Now We Pray”
Largest Populations: 4,356th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7,024th Largest Gambling Industry: 7,399th
20.573 billion Sainte Michelleans. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Please don't vote for Erap again!”
Largest Populations: 7,863rd Most Stationary: 8,866th
15.658 billion Manilans. National health service.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Kept you waiting huh?”
Most Devout: 734th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,717th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,315th
15.666 billion Aldgateans. Museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Constans Hiberniae Cor”
Largest Populations: 14,308th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,970th
11.954 billion Roscommonians. Compulsory military service and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Carpe Diem”
Nudest: 2,397thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,645thLargest Populations: 13,829th
13.7b452t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We've got some bad hombres here”
Most Efficient Economies: 3,117th Best Weather: 4,247th Most Subsidized Industry: 5,429th
8.919 billion Goralians. Ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“We Have A Foul Stench About Us and Wrinkles Too!”
Most Primitive: 1,064thLargest Black Market: 1,144thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,431st
11.7b1,879t
Libertarian Police State
“Initiative, Observe, Analyze”
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,292ndMost Inclusive: 1,983rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,180th
9.87b1,993t
SEASON TWO
Left-Leaning College State
“Keep it simple stupid”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,959th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,053rd Largest Welfare Programs: 3,638th
5.693 billion Sneads. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Foras admonitio”
Most Secular: 1,019th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,358th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,086th
5.424 billion Red Starians. Anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Keep looking to the sky for my return, then be judged”
Most Primitive: 6,482nd
3.741 billion Celestials. Ban on automobiles, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Tyranny by Majority
“Mother Forgive Me for I Have Sinned”
Most Devout: 1,334th Most Politically Free: 4,965th Safest: 5,304th
3.419 billion Diavolicas. Pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“For the glory of the light”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 429th Highest Poor Incomes: 675th Most Cultured: 1,128th
3.325 billion Aeiforians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Workers of the world, Unite!”
Largest Welfare Programs: 6,891st Most Compassionate Citizens: 7,572nd Nicest Citizens: 7,618th
3.057 billion Western and Middle Europeans. Keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
Anarchy
“Be lucky. Or really unlucky. Just be something, okay?”
Largest Gambling Industry: 832ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,550thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,603rd
4.13b474t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Semper in excretia sumus solim profundum variat”
Rudest Citizens: 4,003rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,408thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,111th
4.10b727t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Don’t just enjoy life. Enjoy knowing that you do.”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 248th Most Influential: 456th Largest Welfare Programs: 3,250th
1.761 billion Govornians. Lack of airports, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Kion vi vidis, nun ŝanĝiĝas al du bovinoj en fikado.”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 370thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,534thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,945th
2.55b291t
SEASON TWO
Authoritarian Democracy
“Winter is Here”
Most Armed: 7,456thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,321st
558m36.6t
SEASON TWO
Moralistic Democracy
“Faith, Law, King”
Most Primitive: 8,434thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,041stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,721st
62.0m3.43t