The Awesome Ultimate Grand Lands of Glorious Country is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor King God Dank IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.293 billion playthings are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bedroom of the Greatest Leader. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient plaything economy, worth a remarkable 6,698 trillion toilet rolls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 411,109 toilet rolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, political activists are routinely executed, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glorious Country's national animal is the Potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is WORSHIP EMPEROR KING GOD DANK IV INSECT.

Glorious Country is ranked 485^th in the world and 1^st in Only Place Worthy of Glorious Country for Most Patriotic, with 149.22 flags saluted per person per day.