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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,298thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,324thMost Conservative: 14,972nd
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Victory!
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Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
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Glorious German Reich

Population343 million

CurrencyReichsmark
AnimalWolf

The Empire of Glorious German Reich is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 343 million Germans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Glorious German Reichian economy, worth 24.8 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 72,320 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, and being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glorious German Reich's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Glorious German Reich is ranked 118,352nd in the world and 16th in Atlantic for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,074.76 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,298thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,324thMost Conservative: 14,972ndLargest Publishing Industry: 15,818th
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Glorious German Reich, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorious German Reich, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorious German Reich, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorious German Reich, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorious German Reich, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Glorious German Reich was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorious German Reich, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorious German Reich, only adults may purchase violent video games.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorious German Reich, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorious German Reich, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Glorious German Reich City.

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