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Glory Communist Norway

Population12.268 billion

CapitalPorsgrunn
LeaderKing Haakon IV
FaithCommunist Monarchy

CurrencyNorwegian Communist Krone
AnimalTakin

The Communist Empire of Glory Communist Norway is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Haakon IV with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.268 billion Norwegians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porsgrunn. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Norwegian economy, worth a remarkable 1,362 trillion Norwegian Communist Kroner a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,085 Norwegian Communist Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, spousal homicide rates have tripled in recent months, and weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Glory Communist Norway's national animal is the Takin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communist Monarchy.

Glory Communist Norway is ranked 188,902nd in the world and 15th in Kyorgia puppet storage for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.54 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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