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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,306th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,324th Largest Black Market: 1,770th
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Glory Communist Norway

Population10.844 billion

LeaderKing Haakon IV
FaithCommunist Monarchy

CurrencyNorwegian Communist Krone

The Communist Empire of Glory Communist Norway is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Haakon IV with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.844 billion Norwegians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porsgrunn. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Norwegian economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion Norwegian Communist Kroner a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,085 Norwegian Communist Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, spousal homicide rates have tripled in recent months, and weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Glory Communist Norway's national animal is the Takin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communist Monarchy.

Glory Communist Norway is ranked 150,588th in the world and 14th in Kyorgia puppet storage for Most Pacifist, with 6.98 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,306thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,324thTop
Largest Black Market: 1,770thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,731stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,302ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,113thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,684thLargest Governments: 5,071stHealthiest Citizens: 5,347thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,352ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,782ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,898thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,501stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,386thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,429thHighest Economic Output: 12,406thMost Authoritarian: 14,340thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,366th
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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