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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 253rdMost Influential: 392ndLargest Black Market: 3,202nd
The Hidden Undergound Lair of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Mood: Purple funk, brains whirling, ready for anything
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Gnomewatchers

Population23.677 billion

CapitalGnomeria
LeaderGnomad

Currencycrown
Animalgarden gnome

The Hidden Undergound Lair of Gnomewatchers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Gnomad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.677 billion Gnomes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnomeria. The average income tax rate is 76.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gnomeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,556 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,961 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gnomewatchers's national animal is the garden gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gnomewatchers is ranked 44,492nd in the world and 1,361st in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 317.0018457298 Days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 253rdMost Influential: 392ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,202ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,011thLargest Populations: 4,091stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,515thHighest Economic Output: 5,266thMost Armed: 5,939thMost Secular: 6,446thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,583rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,881stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,228thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,819thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,484thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,243rdMost Beautiful Environments: 14,283rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,939thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,268thMost Efficient Economies: 17,184thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,762ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,525thMost Cultured: 19,568thMost Developed: 20,680th
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Largest Populations: 48th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 104th in the regionMost Influential: 118th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 144th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 158th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 174th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 182nd in the regionMost Armed: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 280th in the regionMost Secular: 358th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 458th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 482nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 486th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 499th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 505th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 626th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 707th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 790th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 823rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 852nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 938th in the regionMost Cultured: 941st in the regionLargest Governments: 1,000th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 378 » Siwale, Aroa, East Supple Lund, Fizban, Steampunk Ariel, Aeolist, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Minuda, San Gavino, Vincone Cae, Newpromisedland, Nordic-British Union, Montarc, Vernest Quill, Holy Marcus Empire, Chukstik Illahi, Seenvorland, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Marmiedon, Calamazo, LostLegion, Walter Jackson, Antiyard, Gilakistan, Blackphir, El Fiji Grande, Central Ryal, Arimbia, Tellavinna, Unsophisticate, Pallaith, Eteles, The Sinclarian Provinces, Serendipita Martia, United States of Americanas, Runeda, The Rhein States, Sunaiya, Manticore utopia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Detrivania, Phoronu, Warsaw-Halicz, VietAnhland, Quentiam Viventem, The Discipled, Orado, Preble, Omnistria, Aetulia, and 328 others.5 kingdoms of Britannia, Pasargad, Solskjar, SORT, Tianqing, Partax, Wilkshire, Malta Comino Gozo, Dicko, Dopeland420, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, United States of Medford, Great Bights Mum, Necromonia, Centromuria, The Austro Germanic Union, Viridiann, Sundred, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Corfad, BrightFutures, McMasterdonia, Free Culture, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Tarr-Nation, Trillius, New Octicarg, Moose repupblic, Wisconsota, Lemonbiscuits, Advancia-Sizzletown, Dreadton, Habanan, Notyoutopia, The Iron Lions, Glurponia, Yaorozu, The Real Ram Ranch, Empy, Tachycardia, Panama Coalition, The Windmilluminati, Guer Aike, Ataraxia Somnia, Pleroma Sans Romans, The Most Freedom Ever, Shibutani, The Bureaucratic Territories, British Pacific Islands, Kasazzastan, Solmetria, Old Emporia, Dylanana, Wooleystan, Cors Evia, 1 very fast endotarter, The O C, Banabistan, Humptalumpta, Kelvaros Prime, Virillum, Azzarel, Shadowrik, Daiz, Fel Imass, David Davidson, North Bratislava, Clan Spaniel, Anna Airters, Karazan, Loutsland, Lorigia, North Armatas, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Ice and Tinian, Potatolandium, Prydania, Union of the Oriental States, Valhalla123, Ilisseia, New Pruessen, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Lazadonil, Abject Ludicrosity, New Lakemba, Zumlandia, 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