The Empire of GoatCountry is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 982 million GoatCountries enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 世界！停止時間！. The average income tax rate is 19.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient GoatCountryian economy, worth 88.2 trillion bitcoins a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,860 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. GoatCountry's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GoatCountry is ranked 117,108^th in the world and 165^th in Wintreath for Highest Economic Output, with 88.2 trillion Standard Monetary Units.