|Leader||Roberte Boberte Robertson|
The Holy Theocracy of Goatentah is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Roberte Boberte Robertson with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 4.525 billion Goatentahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.9%.
The powerhouse Goatentahian economy, worth 425 trillion goats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,936 goats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the horniness of the great-horned goat is considered a national priority, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goatintisam.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Amazing Crazyness of The United States of Romania.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The United States of Acrabinnia.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Make Kirostan Great Again of Kirostan.
- : Following new legislation in Goatentah, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
- : Goatentah was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Goatentah, the horniness of the great-horned goat is considered a national priority.
- : Goatentah was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The People's Republic of Tappan Hills.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Tsardom of Leonlandia.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Imperial Union of New Pruessen.
Endorsements Received: 50 » Notyoutopia, Corfad, Sinelona, The Rhein States, Alunya, Frances Francis the First of France, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Siwale, Aratani, Steampunk Ariel, Torakuen, Shin-Hachioji, United Draconia, Abject Ludicrosity, El Fiji Grande, Omnistria, Trillius, Malphe, Great Bights Mum, Saturns Edge, Sundred, Victoriaans Nederlands, Sunto, The Black Cathedral, Kwaj, PlanetPunk, Unimaginable Doom, Koda-Land, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Napnomadia, Apetopia, Dreadton, Guer Aike, Bayern-Straubing, Egalico, A Classless Society, Wineclaw, Federation Terra Australis, Praeceps, Racoda, Haor Chall, Uganda Knuckles UK, New Pruessen, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Tappan Hills, Kirostan, Acrabinnia, and The United States of Romania.