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Most Devout: 1,767th Most Influential: 3,266th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,013th
The Holy Theocracy of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
In goat we trust
Roberte Boberte Robertson
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Political Freedom

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Population4.212 billion

LeaderRoberte Boberte Robertson


The Holy Theocracy of Goatentah is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Roberte Boberte Robertson with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, fear of technology, and frequent executions. The devout population of 4.212 billion Goatentahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 73.3%.

The powerhouse Goatentahian economy, worth 361 trillion goats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,836 goats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that money can buy you happiness, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goatintisam.

Goatentah is ranked 106,663rd in the world and 5,270th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 52.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Devout: 1,767thMost Influential: 3,266thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,013thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,728thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,130thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,292ndBest Weather: 13,717thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,012th
Most Devout: 75th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 338th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 414th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 440th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 570th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 634th in the regionBest Weather: 755th in the region

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