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Most Devout: 1,530th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,189th Most Influential: 3,773rd
The Holy Theocracy of
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In goat we trust
Roberte Boberte Robertson
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Population4.525 billion

LeaderRoberte Boberte Robertson


The Holy Theocracy of Goatentah is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Roberte Boberte Robertson with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 4.525 billion Goatentahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.9%.

The powerhouse Goatentahian economy, worth 425 trillion goats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,936 goats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the horniness of the great-horned goat is considered a national priority, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goatintisam.

Goatentah is ranked 13,650th in the world and 488th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 7,457.56 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Devout: 1,530thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,189thMost Influential: 3,773rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,904thBest Weather: 10,865thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,672ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,650thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,930thMost Inclusive: 15,041stLowest Crime Rates: 15,128thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,134thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,662ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,673rdMost Advanced Public Education: 16,760th
Most Devout: 66th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 378th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 455th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 488th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 550th in the regionBest Weather: 611th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 741st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 776th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 781st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 829th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 863rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 867th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 868th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 890th in the regionLargest Populations: 943rd in the region

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