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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,383rdMost Conservative: 5,676thMost Devout: 6,202nd
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
God Is Watching
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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God Nolers

Population235 million

Currencywafer
Animalturtle

The Theocracy of God Nolers is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 235 million God Nolersians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The God Nolersian economy, worth 11.4 trillion wafers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,440 wafers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. God Nolers's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

God Nolers is ranked 105,735th in the world and 107th in Eurth for Most Developed, scoring 56.27 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,383rdTop
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Most Conservative: 5,676thMost Devout: 6,202ndMost Authoritarian: 8,281stTop
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Most Pacifist: 14,930thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,423rdMost Primitive: 18,732ndLargest Welfare Programs: 23,022ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,723rdLowest Crime Rates: 23,873rd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in God Nolers, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Following new legislation in God Nolers, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in God Nolers, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : Following new legislation in God Nolers, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.
  • : Following new legislation in God Nolers, red fabric is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in God Nolers, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol.
  • : Following new legislation in God Nolers, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in God Nolers, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in God Nolers, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in God Nolers, patriots insist that size does matter.

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