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LEGENDARY CARDS

Anarchy
“Home of Big Tex!”
NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 15th Most Influential: 34th
34.743 billion NewTexans. Deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“Courage, Knowledge, Compassion”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,239th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,694th Highest Economic Output: 1,961st
26.648 billion Belldandy worshippers. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Cry Havoc And Let Slip The Dogs of War”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd Largest Publishing Industry: 19th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 27th
34.555 billion Whimsians. Keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“No intelligent life down here, beam me up Scotty!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 155th Largest Governments: 295th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 312th
25.929 billion Nitwitiumians. Complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“For Vastalon and the Hierophant!”
Healthiest Citizens: 88th Least Corrupt Governments: 166th Best Weather: 194th
19.895 billion Vastalonians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Sic Semper Tyrannis”
Largest Gambling Industry: 358th Fattest Citizens: 726th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 756th
13.149 billion Skartokians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State and empire”
Most Politically Free: 950th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,004th Most Pro-Market: 1,004th
12.149 billion Islasians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“With God all things are possible”
10.885 billion Scrubtopians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Let there be light across the land!”
Most Rebellious Youth: 553rd Healthiest Citizens: 791st Largest Welfare Programs: 814th
11.016 billion Shinreibyōnians. Infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“You may fall so many times, but always stand up!”
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,395th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,527th Most Inclusive: 1,673rd
8.011 billion Crestlineans. Compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Live Free or Kill Them All”
Rudest Citizens: 298th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 423rd Highest Crime Rates: 431st
5.162 billion Gregland9997ians. Otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“We Believe in this World”
Most Inclusive: 204th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 403rd Most Cultured: 416th
5.114 billion Phantasines. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Part of the ship, part of the crew! YARRRRRR!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 88th Most Advanced Public Education: 275th Most Cheerful Citizens: 363rd
21.22 billion KypsCrewians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, vat-grown people, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“He who deserves the prize is he whose grip is strongest”
Largest Gambling Industry: 500th Highest Crime Rates: 810th Most Armed: 816th
14.605 billion Riders. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Dhivehi Raajjeyge Jumhooriyya”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,015th Most Stationary: 2,562nd Largest Populations: 10,672nd
13.504 billion Dhivehians. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Mmm”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,691st Largest Populations: 4,069th Highest Average Tax Rates: 4,545th
21.206 billion Trappistians. Rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Do Not Recruit Me”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 266th Highest Drug Use: 278th Most Politically Free: 391st
11.124 billion HQians. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“state”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,277th Largest Populations: 11,732nd Largest Gambling Industry: 11,892nd
12.959 billion Victorians. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“I am the walrus, koo-koo kachoo.”
Most Secular: 1,184th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,922nd Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,504th
6.794 billion Ballzians. Rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Glory to Josh”
Most Secular: 683rd Largest Welfare Programs: 1,167th Most Pacifist: 1,292nd
6.513 billion Imperials. Digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Lurkers in the dark”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 806th Largest Information Technology Sector: 903rd Most Rebellious Youth: 1,274th
5.793 billion Lurkensteinians. Smutty television, digital currency, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Pride and Industry”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,736th Highest Drug Use: 2,830th Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,087th
5.032 billion Arthas Menethilians. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“This Is A Dead Meme That I Am Stuck With Forever Now!”
1.174 billion Jimmerions. Pith helmet sales, enforced nudity, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

UNCOMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I know words, I have the best words”
13.757 billion Nepheliad. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ban on automobiles.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“To Kamma we devote our all”
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,478th Most Rebellious Youth: 3,145th Most Beautiful Environments: 3,554th
17.14 billion Kammamiwis. Museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We believe everyone has the right to a well built gun”
Largest Populations: 1,772nd Most Stationary: 4,619th Highest Economic Output: 5,062nd
28.277 billion Gun Manufacturersians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and compulsory military service.
Capitalist Paradise
“Yay just another 27 to go”
Nudest: 1,138th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,650th Fattest Citizens: 7,911th
13.582 billion Gruffydd ap Llywelynians. Frequent executions and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Long Time In Coming”
Largest Populations: 4,325th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,663rd Most Stationary: 10,856th
20.631 billion Club 22ians. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“Over The Next Hill”
Most Pro-Market: 10,115th Largest Insurance Industry: 10,409th Highest Crime Rates: 11,337th
13.138 billion Beaverdellians. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Ja, ich bin wieder dabei!”
Most Average: 261st Most Stationary: 1,850th Largest Populations: 3,066th
23.811 billion Blaatchenians. Burgeoning sheep population.
SEASON ONE
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