The Reino of Godwanna is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Rey Alexander Bonilla with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working population of 3.074 billion Goduanoes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protectorado de Braviera. The average income tax rate is 70.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Godwannan economy, worth 266 trillion reales goduanos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 86,719 reales goduanos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully', and dentists routinely perform open heart surgery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Godwanna's national animal is the águila imperial, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nuevo Catolicismo.

Godwanna is ranked 207,989^th in the world and 9,357^th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -11.02 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.