Population | 22.914 billion |
Capital | Staffa |
Leader | Fingal |
Faith | Druidism |
Currency | Boulder |
Animal | Giant |
The Rolling Carts of Gog Magog is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fingal with an even hand, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 22.914 billion Gog Magogians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Staffa. The average income tax rate is 55.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Gog Magogian economy, worth a remarkable 5,692 trillion Boulders a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 248,443 Boulders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
Going on a diet invalidates your passport, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gog Magog's national animal is the Giant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Druidism.
Gog Magog is ranked 167,770th in the world and 9th in Atlantic for Most Stationary, with 107.40470209428 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gog Magog, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
- : Following new legislation in Gog Magog, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
- : Following new legislation in Gog Magog, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
- : Following new legislation in Gog Magog, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
- : Following new legislation in Gog Magog, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
- : Gog Magog was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Gog Magog, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts.
- : Following new legislation in Gog Magog, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
- : Following new legislation in Gog Magog, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
- : Following new legislation in Gog Magog, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.