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Most Patriotic: 530thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 694thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 754th
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Golden Impirial Utopia

Population3.727 billion

LeaderAndrew II Hazelwood
FaithTemple of Umbra

Currencydigital credit

The Feudal Monarchist State of Golden Impirial Utopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Andrew II Hazelwood with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.727 billion Golden Impirial Utopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magistratum. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Golden Impirial Utopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,283 trillion digital credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 344,352 digital credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, and the nation is wading into dangerous waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golden Impirial Utopia's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Temple of Umbra.

Golden Impirial Utopia is ranked 44,998th in the world and 196th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Authoritarian, with 1,274.8 milliStalins.

Most Patriotic: 530thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 694thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 754thHighest Poor Incomes: 776thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,100thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,105thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,198thHighest Average Incomes: 1,429thLowest Crime Rates: 2,017thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,086thLargest Governments: 2,151stLargest Black Market: 2,320thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,405thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,466thMost Influential: 3,102ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,139thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,371stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,373rdMost Devout: 3,426thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,610thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,711thMost Developed: 4,002ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,644thMost Efficient Economies: 4,656thLargest Mining Sector: 4,702ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,973rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,554thRudest Citizens: 5,712thSmartest Citizens: 6,106thHealthiest Citizens: 6,117thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,977thMost Cultured: 7,374thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,641stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,996thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,072ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,911thTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,838thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,150th
Largest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the region

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