The Feudal Monarchist State of Golden Impirial Utopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Andrew II Hazelwood with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.727 billion Golden Impirial Utopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magistratum. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Golden Impirial Utopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,283 trillion digital credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 344,352 digital credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, and the nation is wading into dangerous waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golden Impirial Utopia's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Temple of Umbra.

Golden Impirial Utopia is ranked 44,998^th in the world and 196^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Authoritarian, with 1,274.8 milliStalins.