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Largest Agricultural Sector: 592ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 832ndMost Devout: 1,047th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
für das Vaterland, und für Gott!
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Goldene Adler

Population6.77 billion

CapitalBerlin
LeaderKaiser Kurt Von Bismarck
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyReichsthaler
AnimalEagle

The Holy Empire of Goldene Adler is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Kurt Von Bismarck with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.77 billion Goldene Adlerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Goldene Adlerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,492 trillion Reichsthalers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 368,194 Reichsthalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Binoculars sales are at an all-time high, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goldene Adler's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Goldene Adler is ranked 261,555th in the world and 6th in The Association of Fellow Nations for Most Stationary, with 14.5864837202 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 592ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 832ndMost Devout: 1,047thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,048thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,203rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,242ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,332ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,461stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,532ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,341stLargest Black Market: 2,512thMost Efficient Economies: 2,715thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,788thLargest Governments: 2,955thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,976thMost Armed: 3,026thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,479thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,569thLowest Crime Rates: 3,692ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,352ndMost Cultured: 4,510thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,627thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,766thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,097thMost Developed: 5,575thHealthiest Citizens: 6,116thMost Patriotic: 6,483rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,867thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,046thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,199thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,431stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,092ndSmartest Citizens: 8,283rdHighest Economic Output: 9,232ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,827thLargest Retail Industry: 11,143rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,534thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 15,875thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,473rdMost Authoritarian: 17,360thHighest Food Quality: 17,558thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,251stLargest Insurance Industry: 26,201stMost Beautiful Environments: 26,856th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goldene Adler was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldene Adler, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God".
  • : Following new legislation in Goldene Adler, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldene Adler, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldene Adler, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldene Adler, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Goldene Adler lodged a message on the The Association of Fellow Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Goldene Adler lodged a message on the The Association of Fellow Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldene Adler, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldene Adler, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors.

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