Population | 6.77 billion |
Capital | Berlin |
Leader | Kaiser Kurt Von Bismarck |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Reichsthaler |
Animal | Eagle |
The Holy Empire of Goldene Adler is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Kurt Von Bismarck with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.77 billion Goldene Adlerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Goldene Adlerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,492 trillion Reichsthalers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 368,194 Reichsthalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Binoculars sales are at an all-time high, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goldene Adler's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Goldene Adler is ranked 261,555th in the world and 6th in The Association of Fellow Nations for Most Stationary, with 14.5864837202 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Goldene Adler was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Goldene Adler, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God".
- : Following new legislation in Goldene Adler, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in Goldene Adler, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
- : Following new legislation in Goldene Adler, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Goldene Adler, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
- : Goldene Adler lodged a message on the The Association of Fellow Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Goldene Adler lodged a message on the The Association of Fellow Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Goldene Adler, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Following new legislation in Goldene Adler, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors.