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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19thMost Devout: 26th
The Hateful Aberration of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
The Almighty demands that all deviants be stoned!
Bloodlord Krovoprolitiye
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Goldenmouth

Population10.363 billion

CapitalSoleil Amarna
LeaderBloodlord Krovoprolitiye
FaithAnimism

CurrencyAurum
AnimalLion

The Hateful Aberration of Goldenmouth is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bloodlord Krovoprolitiye with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.363 billion Satanists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soleil Amarna. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sadistic economy, worth a remarkable 2,657 trillion Aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 256,399 Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities, it's best not to ask what goes into Soleil Amarna Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Goldenmouth's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Animism.

Goldenmouth is ranked 99,646th in the world and 2nd in The United Rogue Nations of Alteria for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,921.57 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19thMost Devout: 26thMost Primitive: 27thMost Ignorant Citizens: 41stBest Weather: 207thMost Corrupt Governments: 389thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 417thMost Beautiful Environments: 477thLargest Black Market: 571stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 831stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,065thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,082ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,101stLowest Crime Rates: 1,187thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,395thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,647thLargest Governments: 1,680thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,112thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,282ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,536thFattest Citizens: 4,322ndHighest Economic Output: 5,660thMost Authoritarian: 6,421stMost Stationary: 9,261stMost Conservative: 11,830thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 14,095thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,763rdMost Influential: 15,978thMost Extreme: 23,336th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Goldenmouth's influence in The United Rogue Nations of Alteria fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.

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