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Gone Squirrelly

Population6.191 billion


The Queendom of Gone Squirrelly is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.191 billion Gone Squirrellyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The strong Gone Squirrellyian economy, worth 377 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 60,978 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 394,724 per year while the poor average 3,777, a ratio of 104 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, surveillance cameras are banned, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gone Squirrelly's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gone Squirrelly is ranked 86,647th in the world and 7th in Purgatory for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,170.84 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Politically Free: 2,768thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,711thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,301stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,907thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,996thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,985thRudest Citizens: 11,150thTop
Fattest Citizens: 13,547thMost Avoided: 14,072ndMost Pro-Market: 15,180thLargest Mining Sector: 17,418thMost Extreme: 18,101stHighest Crime Rates: 18,407thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,547th

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