by Max Barry

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Smartest Citizens: 4thMost Cultured: 7thLargest Governments: 12th
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Bush sucks!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population37.708 billion

CapitalGoodnamesarerare City


The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 37.708 billion Goodnamesarerareans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodnamesarerarean economy, worth an astonishing 21,531 trillion shrubs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 571,007 shrubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have tenure, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, and all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 244,061st in the world and 7,955th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -756.35 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Smartest Citizens: 4thMost Cultured: 7thLargest Governments: 12thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16thLargest Publishing Industry: 17thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30thSafest: 36thMost Developed: 40thLongest Average Lifespans: 50thHighest Poor Incomes: 57thHealthiest Citizens: 60thLowest Crime Rates: 63rdHighest Economic Output: 64thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 72ndMost Advanced Public Education: 87thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 92ndHighest Average Incomes: 172ndMost Efficient Economies: 198thMost Secular: 231stMost Subsidized Industry: 272ndMost Stationary: 336thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 352ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 391stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 418thMost Inclusive: 541stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 589thLargest Populations: 641stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 701stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 705thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 717thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,055thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,068thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,270thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,287thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,379thMost Influential: 1,465thRudest Citizens: 1,530thMost Armed: 1,647thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,731stLargest Mining Sector: 4,678thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,809thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,261stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,239thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 16,903rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,239th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 34th in the regionMost Armed: 38th in the regionRudest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 77th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 136th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 152nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 166th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 329th in the regionNudest: 371st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 596th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 631st in the region

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