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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 654thMost Influential: 1,049thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,524th
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Population9.883 billion

LeaderGrand Emperor Anthony

AnimalGojan Bear

The Imperial Federation of Goyanes is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Emperor Anthony with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.883 billion Goyaneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gojannesstad. The average income tax rate is 9.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goyanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,607 trillion Drams a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,660 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Goyanean military, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", and diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Goyanes's national animal is the Gojan Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goyanes is ranked 104,550th in the world and 4,006th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 3.27 Crimes Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 654thMost Influential: 1,049thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,524thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,091stLargest Black Market: 7,422ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,626thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,644thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,676thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,774thMost Cultured: 9,317thHighest Economic Output: 9,818thHealthiest Citizens: 9,950thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,053rdTop
Nudest: 10,800thHighest Average Incomes: 10,857thMost Armed: 11,193rdBest Weather: 11,263rdLargest Retail Industry: 12,508thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,872ndMost Stationary: 13,191stMost Developed: 13,596thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,700thMost Efficient Economies: 13,807thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,161stSmartest Citizens: 16,630thMost Secular: 19,703rdLargest Publishing Industry: 20,220th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 107th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 111th in the regionMost Stationary: 296th in the regionLargest Black Market: 302nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 310th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 312th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 392nd in the regionNudest: 393rd in the regionMost Influential: 400th in the regionMost Armed: 426th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 431st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 455th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 457th in the regionMost Cultured: 476th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 491st in the regionLargest Populations: 494th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 511th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 550th in the regionBest Weather: 595th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 596th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 612th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 694th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 711th in the regionRudest Citizens: 715th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 715th in the regionMost Developed: 732nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 856th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 859th in the region

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