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Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire

Population825 million

LeaderMost Reverend Master President

AnimalForest Deer

The Republic of Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Most Reverend Master President with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 825 million Zileans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altantis. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zilean economy, worth 103 trillion Soveigns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,923 Soveigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire's national animal is the Forest Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire is ranked 162,502nd in the world and 6,984th in the South Pacific for Most Devout, with 3.22 Prayers Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,022ndTop
Most Influential: 2,171stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,453rdTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,653rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,091stMost Secular: 9,742ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,515thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,219thLowest Crime Rates: 11,824thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,043rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,198thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,963rdMost Authoritarian: 13,491stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,772ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,861stMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,484thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,731stBest Weather: 16,734th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 161st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 200th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 215th in the regionMost Influential: 244th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 318th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 324th in the regionMost Secular: 333rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 340th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 369th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 388th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 403rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 416th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 435th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 497th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 516th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 525th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 526th in the regionBest Weather: 535th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 548th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 551st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 639th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 654th in the regionLargest Governments: 667th in the regionMost Developed: 680th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 714th in the region

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