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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,198thMost Influential: 1,432ndMost Secular: 1,778th
The Glorious Amazing Service of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Unity, Discipline, Work
Master President
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire

Population2.531 billion

LeaderMaster President
FaithTrade Crafts Guild

AnimalForest Deer

The Glorious Amazing Service of Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Master President with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.531 billion Zileans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altantis. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zilean economy, worth 425 trillion Soveigns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,972 Soveigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire's national animal is the Forest Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trade Crafts Guild.

Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire is ranked 2,692nd in the world and 69th in the South Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 10,490.8 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,198thMost Influential: 1,432ndMost Secular: 1,778thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,603rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,692ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,336thLowest Crime Rates: 5,257thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,303rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,701stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,954thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,053rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,713thMost Authoritarian: 8,630thLargest Black Market: 8,843rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,736thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,794thBest Weather: 9,842ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,206thMost Developed: 10,395thMost Conservative: 10,594thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,943rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,498thLargest Governments: 11,779thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,694thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,775thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,011thMost Efficient Economies: 15,134thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,091stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,833rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,123rdMost Beautiful Environments: 19,759thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,681stMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,625thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,179th
Most Secular: 67th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 69th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 110th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 124th in the regionMost Influential: 137th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 154th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 168th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 196th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 208th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 219th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 225th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 226th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 239th in the regionLargest Black Market: 268th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 274th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 276th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 291st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 306th in the regionMost Developed: 306th in the regionLargest Governments: 322nd in the regionBest Weather: 330th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 353rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 390th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 431st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 431st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 477th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 498th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 506th in the regionMost Conservative: 549th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 557th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 647th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 662nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 670th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 672nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 730th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 743rd in the regionMost Stationary: 776th in the regionMost Extreme: 840th in the region

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