The United States of Grand land of the Toes is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 593 million Grand land of the Toesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.

The thriving Grand land of the Toesian economy, worth 38.0 trillion carpets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 64,113 carpets, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, populations of two-headed bugzes have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks, and politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand land of the Toes's national animal is the bugz, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Grand land of the Toes is ranked 101,262^nd in the world and 118^th in Federation of Martian Colonies for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,510.94 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.