The Kingdom of Granducato Toscana is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mat Moses with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 5.484 billion Granducato di Toscana are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Firenze. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Granducato di Toscana economy, worth 973 trillion fiorinoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,540 fiorinoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, only adults may purchase violent video games, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Granducato Toscana's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Personality.

Granducato Toscana is ranked 1,491^st in the world and 30^th in the West Pacific for Best Weather, with 528 Meters Of Sunlight.