The State of Granmar is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.394 billion Granmarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The strong Granmarian economy, worth 873 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 53,275 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 343,366 per year while the poor average 3,339, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Granmar has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Granmar's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Granmar is ranked 288,756^th in the world and 8^th in Edinburgh for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.2 law-abiding acts per hour.