The Imperium of Great Andora is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Thurik Vers Andora with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.298 billion Andorans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Phoenix City. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andoran economy, worth 999 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,705 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Great Andora, and masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Andora's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cya'n Reformation.

Great Andora is ranked 158,404^th in the world and 6,500^th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -532.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.