by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 780th Most Influential: 1,115th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,408th
The Imperium of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
From Ashes We Rise
Thurik Vers Andora
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Great Andora

Population5.298 billion

CapitalImperial Phoenix City
LeaderThurik Vers Andora
FaithCya'n Reformation


The Imperium of Great Andora is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Thurik Vers Andora with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.298 billion Andorans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Phoenix City. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andoran economy, worth 999 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,705 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Great Andora, and masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Andora's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cya'n Reformation.

Great Andora is ranked 158,404th in the world and 6,500th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -532.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 780thMost Influential: 1,115thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,408thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,017thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,098thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,373rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,448thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,079thLargest Governments: 5,111thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,271stMost Developed: 5,469thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,714thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,864thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,537thHighest Average Incomes: 6,768thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,962ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,137thMost Efficient Economies: 7,285thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,223rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,452ndSmartest Citizens: 8,852ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,331stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,030thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,690thBest Weather: 12,082ndMost Secular: 12,753rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,334thHighest Economic Output: 13,905thHealthiest Citizens: 14,362ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,264th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 54th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 73rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 86th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 98th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 110th in the regionLargest Governments: 121st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 139th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 153rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 162nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 165th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 167th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 169th in the regionMost Developed: 174th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 203rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 208th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 227th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 234th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 235th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 258th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 286th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 292nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 373rd in the regionLargest Populations: 430th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 431st in the regionMost Secular: 443rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 480th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 517th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 609th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 609th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 642nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Great Andora was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Andora, masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Andora, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Great Andora.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Andora, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Andora, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Andora, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Great Andora was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Great Andora, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Andora, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Great Andora endorsed The Dominion of Wild Space.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 177 » The Solar System Scope, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Si-topia, Luddinlande, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Pastir, Saciu, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Calistan, Jaxon, Nova Montron, United States of Vietnam, Sandaoguo, Farengeto, Erinor, Freedwanda, Quiescent, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Concrete Slab, Drystar, Aywhyou, Ancient Slobovia, Lotadia, The naked people, Tsvetania, Curlyhoward, Rebel-topia, Kringalia, Lambdaland, Escevola, European Defense Organization, Darakin, East Sakhlin, Kiasu-ism, Yellunstryer, Pamela And Hepatitis, Soem, Ufask, The Two Jerseys, Nankyoku Tairiku, Sanden, Theorin, Northendia, Iristead, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Dylar, Poopisiya, Crabius, Centristvill, and 127 others.Pax Dracon, Seliyan progressive Islands, Japanese Federal Republic, Antarctic Empires, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Nowa Europa, The United Expanse, Moreana, Utondara, Nothanksbutseriously, Noveos, Abarri, Ridehale, Madhonia, Paranoia, Oxsania, WTP All the good names are taken, Kholdan, Bergenu, Sedunn, North Kanuckistan, Phillius, GI-Land, Vincent Field, Tsunamy, FreeFishers, Aurcania, Transtemporal Shifts, Jehenna, Noire Denholm, Uncastania, Avalonica, Holy Chimerland, Barabarom, Paenoa, Dankstergrad, Privatore, Linden Oak, Three Rivia Levr, RestartAll, Aumeltopia, Lightmare, Beepee, KIROVET, City States Nation, Janapuri, Brendleton, Braavos and Lorath, Anachronolandia, Qaweritoyu, Ezeleah, Trelatche, Larenien, UnShleepd, Silberne Wache, Farelonia, Bod Wareenaland, Elveka, La Ascension, Bandorion, Blahblah2017, Lester Crest, New Briantown, The National Corporation, Macrothea, Shengtie, Towi Lamia, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Aguatania, Grouu, Volaworand, The ColdWyvernian Undead, Linguiniland, A Frog Dimension, Cuuldere, Lorora3, Rabbitz, Kandorith, Wyatonians, Xandev, Kroumos, Midand, Mikole, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Darbor, Whimichy, Shema Mitzvah, Qairus, Birdkeeper, Maletora, Ariankido, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Jahass, Choodox, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Academy of Umbrellas, Freedoom, Ostanasia, Republic Clovakh, The Dragon Enclave, Akindom, Stoniamera, Revanial, Plasitades, Dasko, The Filippinas, Farrts, Pays de Loire, Slenrotros, Agalaesia, Sesteran, Qawe, Churumduul, San Anaben, State of Iowa, Unidum, Chocholand, Milvands, Doomen, Roavin, Phanama, Viertes deutsches Koalitionsreich, Amerion, and Wild Space.

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