The Imperium of Great Andora is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Thurik Vers Andora with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.084 billion Andorans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Phoenix City. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Andoran economy, worth a remarkable 1,481 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 183,247 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand, and being dead no longer has any benefits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Andora's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cya'n Reformation.

Great Andora is ranked 5,012^th in the world and 139^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 134,016.54 Standard Monetary Units.