The Dictatorship of Great Burundi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Mutumbu Nkuru with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.515 billion Great Burundians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bujumbura. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Great Burundian economy, worth a remarkable 9,086 trillion coffee grains a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 518,762 coffee grains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,375,992 per year while the poor average 31,659, a ratio of 106 to 1.

The industries of Great Burundi are coughing all the way to the bank, Great Burundi is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Great Burundi's national animal is the mole, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nkurism.

Great Burundi is ranked 1,397^th in the world and 1^st in Eurth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 158.18 law-abiding acts per hour.