by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 437thMost Influential: 746thMost Secular: 4,839th
The Creative Disaster of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Con Dios, somos uno!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Great Jenovah

Population2.941 billion

LeaderQueen Agatha

AnimalFinback Whale

The Creative Disaster of Great Jenovah is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Agatha with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, fear of technology, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.941 billion Jenovachi are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montendrķa. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jenovachi economy, worth 223 trillion Sants a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,956 Sants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Queen Agatha's credibility no favours, and new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Queen Agatha". Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Jenovah's national animal is the Finback Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Agnesism.

Great Jenovah is ranked 123,580th in the world and 4,745th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 50 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 437thMost Influential: 746thTop
Most Secular: 4,839thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,899thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,064thLargest Retail Industry: 9,462ndMost Avoided: 10,179thTop
Largest Black Market: 12,785thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,688thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,977thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,173rdMost Corrupt Governments: 19,772ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,119th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 218th in the regionMost Secular: 267th in the regionMost Influential: 272nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 327th in the regionMost Avoided: 431st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 499th in the regionLargest Black Market: 571st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 603rd in the regionMost Armed: 703rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 739th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 842nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 884th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 891st in the region

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