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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 517thMost Influential: 836thMost Secular: 4,632nd
The Céspedanist State of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Panem et Circenses!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Great Jenovah

Population1.426 billion

LeaderJoséphine Sepulveda
FaithEmancipació D'ànimes Perdudes

AnimalSteppe Eagle

The Céspedanist State of Great Jenovah is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Joséphine Sepulveda with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.426 billion Jenovachis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Setuvellas. The average income tax rate is 49.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Great Jenovahian economy, worth 114 trillion Santángels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 80,158 Santángels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity, urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies, and state media insists that Joséphine Sepulveda is the most fashionable leader in The North Pacific. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Great Jenovah's national animal is the Steppe Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Emancipació D'ànimes Perdudes.

Great Jenovah is ranked 7,431st in the world and 279th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 10,777 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 517thMost Influential: 836thTop
Most Secular: 4,632ndMost Avoided: 6,763rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,431stLargest Retail Industry: 7,773rdMost Primitive: 9,886thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 10,378thMost Armed: 11,778thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,734thLargest Black Market: 15,591stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,651stMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,809thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,810thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,188thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,100th
Most Avoided: 247th in the regionMost Secular: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 279th in the regionMost Influential: 303rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 367th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 380th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 393rd in the regionMost Armed: 449th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 519th in the regionLargest Black Market: 547th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 573rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 671st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 738th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 829th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 907th in the region

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