The Céspedanist State of Great Jenovah is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Joséphine Sepulveda with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.426 billion Jenovachis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Setuvellas. The average income tax rate is 49.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Great Jenovahian economy, worth 114 trillion Santángels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 80,158 Santángels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity, urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies, and state media insists that Joséphine Sepulveda is the most fashionable leader in The North Pacific. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Great Jenovah's national animal is the Steppe Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Emancipació D'ànimes Perdudes.

Great Jenovah is ranked 7,431^st in the world and 279^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 10,777 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.