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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,047thHealthiest Citizens: 11,857thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,188th
The United Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Est optimum simpliciter
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Great Latain

Population4.42 billion

CapitalLondon

CurrencyPound
AnimalLion

The United Kingdom of Great Latain is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.42 billion Great Latainians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 62.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Great Latainian economy, worth 599 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,722 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Latain's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Great Latain is ranked 194,047th in the world and 4,556th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 55.52938807228 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,047thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 11,857thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,188thMost Developed: 13,233rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,548thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,089thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,317thSmartest Citizens: 16,738thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,985thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,819thHighest Food Quality: 19,190thMost Secular: 20,179thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,672ndLowest Crime Rates: 22,980thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,092ndHighest Average Incomes: 28,232ndMost Cultured: 29,080thMost Cheerful Citizens: 29,140th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 126th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 638th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 692nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 708th in the regionMost Developed: 762nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 849th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 945th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 945th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 968th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Great Latain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Latain, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Latain, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Latain, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Latain, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Latain, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in Great Latain, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Latain, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Latain, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : Great Latain's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".

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