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Largest Welfare Programs: 440th Most Pacifist: 1,123rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,326th
The Federal Republic of
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Great Lindonia

Population5.047 billion

CapitalPhoenix
LeaderMarcia Ashton

CurrencyL-Dollar
AnimalLandseer

The Federal Republic of Great Lindonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Marcia Ashton with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.047 billion Lindonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lindonian economy, worth 652 trillion L-Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,295 L-Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Marcia Ashton's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-L-Dollar treacle machine, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Lindonia's national animal is the Landseer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Great Lindonia is ranked 4,235th in the world and 6th in Gay Equality for Most Developed, scoring 93.14 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 440thMost Pacifist: 1,123rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,326thSafest: 1,348thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,363rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,537thNicest Citizens: 1,629thTop
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Most Inclusive: 1,696thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,723rdBest Weather: 1,926thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,093rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,646thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,720thHealthiest Citizens: 2,829thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,922ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,977thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,348thLowest Crime Rates: 3,889thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,029thMost Developed: 4,235thLargest Governments: 4,524thMost Secular: 5,257thMost Cultured: 5,803rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,399thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,431stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,672ndSmartest Citizens: 8,224thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8,589thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,111thMost Income Equality: 12,094thNudest: 12,671stMost Influential: 13,591stMost Efficient Economies: 15,947th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Great Lindonia, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Lindonia, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-L-Dollar treacle machine.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Lindonia, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Great Lindonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Great Lindonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Great Lindonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Great Lindonia lodged a message on the Gay Equality Regional Message Board.
  • : Great Lindonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Great Lindonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Great Lindonia's influence in Gay Equality rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".

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