by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 442ndLargest Retail Industry: 811thHighest Drug Use: 1,962nd
The Empire of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Britannia Rule The Waves
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.252 billion

LeaderThe Imperial House of Whitaker
FaithAnglican Christianity

CurrencyGreat British Pound
AnimalBritish Swan

The Empire of GreatBritannia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Imperial House of Whitaker with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.252 billion British live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londonia. The average income tax rate is 40.9%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 490 trillion Great British Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 217,613 Great British Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love. Crime is relatively low. GreatBritannia's national animal is the British Swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anglican Christianity.

GreatBritannia is ranked 242,879th in the world and 429th in Conch Kingdom for Best Weather, with -198 Meters Of Sunlight.

Rudest Citizens: 442ndLargest Retail Industry: 811thHighest Drug Use: 1,962ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,698thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,716thMost Influential: 2,870thFattest Citizens: 2,931stMost Efficient Economies: 2,952ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,304thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,797thMost Avoided: 4,967thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,135thHighest Average Incomes: 5,216thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,284thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,398thSmartest Citizens: 5,605thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,006thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,146thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,505thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,343rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,412thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,565thMost Cultured: 12,876thMost Inclusive: 13,044thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,460thLargest Governments: 13,929thLargest Black Market: 14,207thMost Armed: 14,760thMost Developed: 15,832ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,092ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,105thLargest Mining Sector: 18,312thMost Politically Free: 18,934thMost Pro-Market: 19,625thMost Secular: 20,148thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,820thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,917thMost Extreme: 24,078thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,111thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,530th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 22nd in the regionNudest: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 37th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 40th in the regionMost Developed: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the region

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