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Most Influential: 791stRudest Citizens: 1,278thLargest Retail Industry: 2,193rd
The Federal Republic of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
You, Albania, give me honor, give me the name Albanian)
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Greater Albaina

Population4.948 billion

CapitalTirana
LeaderEdi Rama

CurrencyAlbanian lek
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Federal Republic of Greater Albaina is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Edi Rama with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.948 billion Greater Albainans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 35.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Albainan economy, worth 970 trillion Albanian leks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 196,225 Albanian leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Tirana, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, and a third of Greater Albainans are e-certified CEOs. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Albaina's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Albaina is ranked 184,246th in the world and 855th in Europe for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.83 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Influential: 791stRudest Citizens: 1,278thLargest Retail Industry: 2,193rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,208thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,186thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,898thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,965thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,109thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,288thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,544thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,757thSmartest Citizens: 6,612thMost Developed: 6,651stHighest Average Incomes: 7,122ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,595thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,121stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,177thMost Efficient Economies: 10,235thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,184thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,761stMost Devout: 14,253rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,677thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,359thLargest Governments: 15,798thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,776thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,950thHighest Economic Output: 19,148thNicest Citizens: 21,671stHealthiest Citizens: 23,345th
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Rudest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 54th in the regionMost Cultured: 61st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 77th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 84th in the regionNudest: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 103rd in the regionMost Devout: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 119th in the regionMost Armed: 123rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 127th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Albaina voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, a third of Greater Albainans are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Tirana.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Albaina, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 102 » Elisabethshagen, Invernessia, Savinecross, Someseni, GanymedEuropa, Regnum Italiae, Northern German Federation, Ausvelt, Leranditale, Umeria, South St Maarten, Slavonia and Srijem, Kardjali, Ostermarch, The Champions League, Shaor, Yahlia, Thracia Republic, Republic of Satherland, Saint Domingo, St Scarlett, Grodisze, Leszno, Galway-Dublin, North of Americas, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Irminsulia, Germany Third Reich, Soviet Krussia, Weltbeherrschung, Dark Matter, The New Nordic Union, Thracia and Crimea, Destyntine, Nardin, Walfo, Lovisa, Dauershire, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Jim the Baptist, Nea Europa, The Seven Provinces, An Clar, Abject Ludicrosity, The Kingdom of Denmark, Purgatio, Toaddia, Jahass, Sloburg, Wombelland, and 52 others.New Ylicia, Outer Sparta, Sienkahn, Chronus, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Prussian-Union, Seims, Falvaard, Wessex and Cornwall, NorthPortugal, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Boldia, The Scandinavian Realm, Meropis, Rivierenland, Old World Order, The Oriental Empire, The Mongol Plain, Crestphalia, Quentenia, Azitupia, Imperium Anglorum, The New Mexican Confederation, Apabeossie, Enway, Estoniia, Titoist Yugoslavia, Trixeland, The Young Ur, Kanokla, Kyrica, Uzbek Khan, Valtrona, Great Hanover, Vostokian Union, Eco-Paris Reformation, IllyrianAlbania, Asparagusia, Mynox, Othenhiem, Continental Social Democrats, Maritzal, Nuevo Europa, Zulrich, Nevelja, Stromia, Soviet Taoistan, Chioganah, Christian Terra, Gliesetonia, En Hassik, and Feldorf.

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