by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 993rdMost Influential: 1,407thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,767th
The Federal Republic of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
ĄDe medio continente!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Greater Buenos Aires

Population1.307 billion

CapitalBuen Ayre
LeaderJose Cabral

AnimalSouthern Screamer Bird

The Federal Republic of Greater Buenos Aires is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jose Cabral with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.307 billion Bonaerenses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buen Ayre. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bonaerense economy, worth 132 trillion Pesos a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,422 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, thrift shops are closing their doors, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, and there's a mortuary next to every Bonaerense restaurant. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Buenos Aires's national animal is the Southern Screamer Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Buenos Aires is ranked 213,097th in the world and 9,618th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 993rdMost Influential: 1,407thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,767thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,174thRudest Citizens: 6,511thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,821stTop
Most Cultured: 11,688thMost Developed: 12,872ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,392ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,635thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,623rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,754thMost Efficient Economies: 16,869thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,448thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,993rdLongest Average Lifespans: 18,756thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,407thLargest Black Market: 21,448thSmartest Citizens: 22,000thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,658th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 128th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 212th in the regionRudest Citizens: 338th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 569th in the regionMost Cultured: 598th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 613th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 688th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 712th in the regionMost Developed: 714th in the regionLargest Black Market: 715th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 770th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 790th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 820th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 836th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 837th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 846th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 927th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,017th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Buenos Aires was endorsed by The Empire of Imperial Pieserged.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Buenos Aires, there's a mortuary next to every Bonaerense restaurant.
  • : Greater Buenos Aires was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Buenos Aires, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes.
  • : Greater Buenos Aires was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Greater Buenos Aires voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Land of Kings and Emperors".
  • : Greater Buenos Aires voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Buenos Aires, thrift shops are closing their doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Buenos Aires, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Buenos Aires, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 188 » Sunto, Corfad, Psychotic Vegans, Yaorozu, Sundred, Empy, Notyoutopia, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Newpromisedland, Territorio di Nessuno, Siwale, Guer Aike, El Fiji Grande, Pallaith, Clan Spaniel, Vincone Cae, Omnistria, Fendlium, Pazair, Zumlandia, Yokciq Empire, Seenvorland, Antiyard, McMasterdonia, Interdimensional Zone, Dar es Saalam, Hamerica, Napnomadia, SORT, North Bratislava, Dabarastan, Koda-Land, Xentherida, Votak Matim, Wineclaw, Shadowrik, Crader, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Noahs Second Country, The Endless Eventide, The Tampa Bay Rays, Xagill, The New Communist Republic Of States, Dreadton, Necromonia, Loli County, Praeceps, Great Bights Mum, and 138 others.Selfgradatude, Ethnon, Nistriabar, The Stratosphere Islands, Diodone, Frances Francis the First of France, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Sil Dorsett, Holy Oranz, The Iron Lions, Ravendi, New Lakemba, Varola, Malta Comino Gozo, Avastate, United Kahndaq, Valentine Z, The Windmilluminati, Orado, Unshleepd, New Octicarg, Valhalla123, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Wisconsota, Hyphen, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Daiz, Xyrron, Maott, Nationeer, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Kranostav, Fizban, The Most Freedom Ever, Zeternia, Astronomical, Godwanna, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Greater Pittsburgh, PotatoFarmers, Frostcell, Sikol, Tachycardia, Saperisole, Zzozona, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, Prydania, Libertania Democratica, Rainengrad, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Asoc lon, Eywaan, Brucklania, Seanat, Maynilan, Arichia, Joodey, Schnuftelland, Florida Palms, Highton Islands, Kocherian, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Madjack, Simone Republic, Ihsan, Principia Mathematica, Kragsgale, Pokemanland, Xipher, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Buckhem, Andexia, Moubarakistan, Solskjar, Neu-Galicia, U S Eh, Innocentic, Heilhum Imperius, Kenaniahistan, Wilkshire, Runeda, Vathnutum, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, Nouvelle-Floride, Outer Shenendoah, Lulubellia, Chips and Guac, Glanst, Elvoreto, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Rozarus, Hardscrabble, Ofira, East Akra, Abonland, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Merconitonitopia, A Die, Sopernia, A Salmon Named Harold, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Smesh, Boston Castle, Jerzykowo, Sakusen, Draconian Progression, Republica Guilleana, Pytong, Religioncord, Bankowiata, The Clever Crow, Arloria, Kazoo Basin, The Unified Missourtama States, Ozstan, Sisang, Kelvaros Prime, Confederacy of North America, Venicea, Pasargad, WeKnow, and Imperial Pieserged.

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