The Crown Republic of Greater Cesnica is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Abdus Hassan Zagghaf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.692 billion Cesnicans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depla City. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Cesnican economy, worth a remarkable 4,155 trillion Shullings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 355,439 Shullings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, and visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cesnica's national animal is the Pine Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Cesnica is ranked 2,818^th in the world and 145^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 162.03 quips per hour.