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Greater Cuba

Population31.771 billion

CapitalNueva Havana
LeaderChe Castro

CurrencyRouble
Animaldik dik

The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.771 billion Cubans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 8,700 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 273,850 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 242,328th in the world and 72nd in USSR for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -46.84 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Cultured: 2,681stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,715thHighest Average Incomes: 2,751stMost Inclusive: 2,848thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,994thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,266thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,541stMost Developed: 5,552ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,582ndTop
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Most Secular: 14,997thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,438thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,229th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting the Rights of Labour Unions".
  • : Greater Cuba approved the World Assembly proposal "free mandatory schooling".
  • : Greater Cuba approved the World Assembly proposal "Protecting Children against Exploitation ".
  • : Greater Cuba approved the World Assembly proposal "Protecting the Rights of Labour Unions".
  • : Greater Cuba approved the World Assembly proposal "International Ocean Cleanup Act".
  • : Greater Cuba approved the World Assembly proposal "Prohibition Of Honor Killings".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Roavin".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".

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