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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 147thLeast Corrupt Governments: 178thSmartest Citizens: 456th
The North Sea People's Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Arbeidere Enige og Tro til Dovre Faller
Influence
Powerbroker
Governor / President of the WEU
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Greater Eireann

Population16.154 billion

CapitalBergen
LeaderSpeaker Rosa Thälmann

CurrencyGuinness
AnimalEastern Screech Owl

The North Sea People's Republic of Greater Eireann is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Speaker Rosa Thälmann with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.154 billion Northarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bergen. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Northarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,603 trillion Guinnesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 346,878 Guinnesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, artists are pillars of society, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, and the comic book series 'Speaker Rosa Thälmann and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Greater Eireann's national animal is the Eastern Screech Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Eireann is ranked 11,855th in the world and 2nd in The Confederacy of Free Lands for Most Stationary, with 2,106.17728399012 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 147thLeast Corrupt Governments: 178thSmartest Citizens: 456thMost Developed: 547thSafest: 564thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 565thMost Scientifically Advanced: 569thLongest Average Lifespans: 577thHealthiest Citizens: 646thNicest Citizens: 684thLowest Crime Rates: 697thHighest Poor Incomes: 718thMost Cheerful Citizens: 725thMost Compassionate Citizens: 731stMost Cultured: 841stMost Efficient Economies: 851stMost Advanced Public Education: 853rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 869thMost Pacifist: 892ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 938thLargest Governments: 971stLargest Publishing Industry: 989thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,070thHighest Food Quality: 1,113thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,408thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,608thBest Weather: 1,764thHighest Average Incomes: 1,795thMost Patriotic: 2,185thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,417thMost Devout: 2,477thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,540thMost Inclusive: 2,547thHighest Economic Output: 2,713thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,111thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,227thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,596thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,063rdMost Influential: 8,124thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,488thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,837thMost Stationary: 11,855thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,249thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,400thLargest Populations: 23,550thMost Income Equality: 25,316thLargest Retail Industry: 28,019th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, the comic book series 'Speaker Rosa Thälmann and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Greater Eireann voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Greater Eireann voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".

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