Population | 16.154 billion |
Capital | Bergen |
Leader | Speaker Rosa Thälmann |
Currency | Guinness |
Animal | Eastern Screech Owl |
The North Sea People's Republic of Greater Eireann is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Speaker Rosa Thälmann with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.154 billion Northarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bergen. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Northarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,603 trillion Guinnesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 346,878 Guinnesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, artists are pillars of society, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, and the comic book series 'Speaker Rosa Thälmann and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Greater Eireann's national animal is the Eastern Screech Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Greater Eireann is ranked 11,855th in the world and 2nd in The Confederacy of Free Lands for Most Stationary, with 2,106.17728399012 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, the comic book series 'Speaker Rosa Thälmann and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
- : Greater Eireann voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, artists are pillars of society.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
- : Greater Eireann voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.