Population | 3.129 billion |
Capital | Kabul |
Leader | Supreme Leader Abdullah Al-Kabuli |
Faith | Salafi Jihadism |
Currency | Islamic State Dinar |
Animal | Jackal |
The Islamic State of Greater Holanistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Abdullah Al-Kabuli with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 3.129 billion Holanistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kabul. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Greater Holanistanian economy, worth 79.7 trillion Islamic State Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is 25,485 Islamic State Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, and open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Holanistan's national animal is the Jackal, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Salafi Jihadism.
Greater Holanistan is ranked 227,086th in the world and 34th in Middle East for Most Stationary, with 26.10916384568 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Greater Holanistan's influence in Middle East rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
- : Greater Holanistan relocated from Balder to Middle East.
- : Greater Holanistan was refounded in Balder.
- : Greater Holanistan ceased to exist in Middle East.
- : Greater Holanistan altered its national flag.
- : Greater Holanistan's influence in Middle East rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Greater Holanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Greater Holanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Greater Holanistan lodged a message on the Middle East Regional Message Board.
- : Greater Holanistan lodged a message on the Middle East Regional Message Board.