The Confederation of Greater Holy Russian Empire is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Nikolai Zhukov with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 988 million Slavs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Holy Russian Empirean economy, worth 114 trillion Pan Slavic rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 115,834 Pan Slavic rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War criminals are given full state funerals, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, army rations are served on silver platters, and park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Holy Russian Empire's national animal is the Pan Slavic dragons, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Holy Russian Empire is ranked 232,906^th in the world and 42^nd in The Monarchy alliance for Least Corrupt Governments, with 84.81 percentage of bribes refused.